



WHEN DID THESE EVEN GET HERE? WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY? …WHAT?
((ugh hey guys i’m so sorry i haven’t updated this in so long. sorry i guess i just kind of like. need a break from it until i FEEL it again ya know? i’m not getting rid of this or stopping it or something i’m just like. taking a break. I APPRECIATE YOU ALL SO MUCH I’M SORRY THANK YOU))

















THE HANDMAID IS FUCKING TERRIFYING AND EMBARRASSING AT THE SAME TIME. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?





we don’t strictly celebrate the holiday bUt boy do i sUre wish we did! ~_u


maaaaan wha kin’na qUUestion evn is tha? like wah do yOU ebven wanna no?
















HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO DATE CALLIOPE WHEN YOU’VE ALREADY DISAPPEARED?




LATER





I FORGOT I NEVER TOLD THEM I WAS A WRITER. I ALSO FORGOT TO GIVE THEM “THE TALK: CHERUB EDITION”. I ALSO HOPE THEY DON’T FIND MY OTHER BOOKS…















NOT ANYMORE. NOT ANYMORE…











caliborn is really very good at 80’s dancing.
SHuT uP. I KNOW I’M GOOD, I JuST DON’T BRAG ABOuT IT. BECAUSE I’M NOT AN ANNOYING ASSHOLE. SO ZIP IT AND KEEP YOuR PROMISE. BITCH.